The VA

You know there is nothing that makes me miss the army less than the VA. Long lines, slow doctors, and very bad directions, all make for a day of pain! So on a day like today, when I have an appointment at the VA, I find it very hard to be in a good mood. :{

So I think that I need a joke....


Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?"
God replied, "So you would love her".
Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?".
God replied, "So that you would love her".
Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?".
God said "So you would love her".
Finally, Adam asked "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied, "So that she would love you!".
 
LIVE! LAUGH! LOVE! Have a great day!